Lotteries? We Don't Need No Stinking Lotteries!

When election geeks pray at night, we thank God for Florida. What now? A Tampa politician wants to offer voters free admission to a strip club if they have an “I Voted” sticker. And the guys is all over early voting too; you can get the discount if you early vote. Of course, you absentee voters in the greater Tampa area are probably out of luck. So bring back that civic moment of voting at the polls, then you and your neighbors can trudge down to the club and talk about voting.